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What’s up, what’s up, WHAT’S UUUUUUPPPPP! I said Jerome in the hoouussee…I said Jerome in the hooouuusee!! Well, actually my name is Pierre, aka Sk8brd P aka PP aka the love guru, aka Mr. How Every You Want it! Yea, I have a lot of names. Any who, welcome back to another session of You Do the Math. If you don’t know by now, March Madness is here and I love every second of it. Shout out to Morgan State for making its first NCAA appearance since 1977! If only I could pick y’all to go all the way.

How many people have a sex watch? If not, you need to go down to Wal-Mart and pick one up. They are only $15.99. Sike naw, lol, there is no such thing. But I’m sure if there was one; Wal-Mart would have it. They have every freakin’ thing! Tonight show is about sex endurance. I know plenty of you have heard stories from someone stating to having sex for 2 or 3 hours or something ridiculous. Really though? I’m sorry but I don’t think there is that much love making in the world for me to go 2 or 3 hours straight. Yet, people have said it has been done. Now, I’m not one to judge but, get the hell out of here! I don’t think Superman could go 2 hours if he wanted to.

What ever happen to the art of a quickie? I’m not saying you should always look for a quickie, but why should I have a marathon in bed? All I’m saying, if you had sex all the way though Pirates of the Caribbean , then you need a medal and an oxygen tank. How long is too long? Would you rather sex to be too long or too short? What are some ways to be aware of the time while you are having sex? Yea, so you can go all night; but would it even matter if your partner isn’t satisfied in the end?

Make sure you tune in Wednesday nights at 9:30 pm - 11 pm at www.elitedcradio.com. Feel free to leave comments here that I can read on the air. If you are shy, like most of you are, then you can go to www.elitedcradio.com, click on the picture of Fav and me, and leave a comment that will be sent straight to our e-mail. Catch you on Wednesday!!!

What’s up world! Welcome to another glorious day here on “You Do the Math”! I’m going to do something that I have not done in a long time. I’m in such a good mood that I will actually go back to my roots and write a full blog today. Also, for the simple fact, that I my show tonight might be postponed until next week. So, I have to give you guys something good. Hopefully the title enticed you to read what’s on my mind today.

What is wrapper talk? Take a wild guess. You still don’t know. Fellas you should know since we are the ones who are responsible for this language. Let me paint a picture for you. Ladies, you have been talking to this guy for some time now and you plan on taking it to the next level. You invite the guy over for some serious one on one action. You guys head upstairs to your bedroom, because there is no sex in the champagne room. I think the laundry room would make a more interesting setting, but hey this is your first time with him. Anyway, you reach the room and the two of you get to fooling around. In the mist of the fooling around the guy is ready for some action and pulls out a condom. This is great, because safe sex is the way to go, but something throws you off ladies.

Instead of pulling out the condom and putting it on, he pulls out the condom and flashes the wrapper with pride so you can get a glimpse of it. He wants you to see the size of the wrapper to let you know what you are about to be working with. “Yea baby, it’s the gold wrapper.” For those who may not know, this is a magnum condom. Has this ever happened to you? This is talking up a big game at its best. How do you deal with this ladies?

Maybe wrapper talk is important. What if this guy pulls out his condom and you get a glimpse and see it’s on of the smaller size condoms. Ladies, do continue or you stop him from going further because his condom said it all for you. How about those guys who wear their condoms like their pants; baggy! The wrapper size said L or XL so there is nothing to worry about, right? How easy it is to be sucked into wrapper talking? You do the math!!!

Make sure you tune in Wednesday nights at 9:30 pm - 11 pm at www.elitedcradio.com. Feel free to leave comments here that I can read on the air. If you are shy, like most of you are, then you can go to www.elitedcradio.com, click on the picture of Fav and me, and leave a comment that will be sent straight to our e-mail. Catch you on Wednesday!!!

What has happened to me? This is supposed to be a vacation.
In the past week, I have been living my life at an accelerated pace that only those who have felt what I’m feeling know what I’m talking about.

This week, I have taken five steps more than my usual count with thoughts of you in my future. My time has been well spent with thoughts of you and I and has turned personal time into our time.

Every love poem ever written was written with the feelings I have for you. Do I understand? No, yet I enjoy the passion and love bestowed up me, so much I am motivate to add my own to the list.

My heart amazes me at how it has defeated insecure thought of you and others and how I have forgotten all about my ‘others.’ But I am also amazed at how strong the heart is and how fragile the feelings are it possess.
GOD’s love has to be incredible to even allow me to taste this emotion and indulge myself in this intangible, indescribable, intoxicating emotional journey that ends tomorrow.

A good friend of mine recently got married in my hometown. It was good to see some of my old high school friends, but I realized that some of them haven’t grown up at all. So I started to wonder, is it that they haven’t grown-up or is are they playing the role they think they are supposed to play in the group like they did in high school.

One of the guys was cheering at the reception like he was at a football game or concert by whistling, clapping and calling out nicknames that we use for each other, but he was former football player who was always loud and sometimes obnoxius (and he wonders why no one invites him to come visit). (more…)

A few months ago, my mother called me to tell me that I received a letter from a young lady in Los Angeles, California. I was shocked for two reasons. One, I haven’t lived at my mother’s house in years and two, when letters go to your mother’s house from a woman, it’s usually not a good.

See, I had just gotten married and I knew this was one of those letters that could bring drama to my marriage (more…)