Sex Watch
What’s up, what’s up, WHAT’S UUUUUUPPPPP! I said Jerome in the hoouussee…I said Jerome in the hooouuusee!! Well, actually my name is Pierre, aka Sk8brd P aka PP aka the love guru, aka Mr. How Every You Want it! Yea, I have a lot of names. Any who, welcome back to another session of You Do the Math. If you don’t know by now, March Madness is here and I love every second of it. Shout out to Morgan State for making its first NCAA appearance since 1977! If only I could pick y’all to go all the way.
How many people have a sex watch? If not, you need to go down to Wal-Mart and pick one up. They are only $15.99. Sike naw, lol, there is no such thing. But I’m sure if there was one; Wal-Mart would have it. They have every freakin’ thing! Tonight show is about sex endurance. I know plenty of you have heard stories from someone stating to having sex for 2 or 3 hours or something ridiculous. Really though? I’m sorry but I don’t think there is that much love making in the world for me to go 2 or 3 hours straight. Yet, people have said it has been done. Now, I’m not one to judge but, get the hell out of here! I don’t think Superman could go 2 hours if he wanted to.
What ever happen to the art of a quickie? I’m not saying you should always look for a quickie, but why should I have a marathon in bed? All I’m saying, if you had sex all the way though Pirates of the Caribbean , then you need a medal and an oxygen tank. How long is too long? Would you rather sex to be too long or too short? What are some ways to be aware of the time while you are having sex? Yea, so you can go all night; but would it even matter if your partner isn’t satisfied in the end?
