Putting Up X-mas lights is a B**CH!
Today, I went out to put up my x-mas lights. Sounds easy enough, but I’m here to tell ya that the sh*t ain’t easy. For over 2 hours I was unwinding and twisting, looking for the broken bulb, trying not to fall off the ladder and finish before I froze my ballz off.
I love Christmas as much as the next guy, but for the first time I realized why people have their lights up til Valentines Day. I won’t be that bad because I hate to see it, but now I understand. So next year, my yard will be full of pre-lit trees and bushes or I will have my lights up before Halloween.
When I told a friend of mine that I put my lights up today, he sent me this video and asked if my lights can compete? Before you take a look at the video, just know that my lights don’t even blink. Enjoy!
Somebody needs to get a life! I’d love to see this synched up to James Brown’s “Santa Claus, Go Straight to the Ghetto.” If you don’t know what I’m talking about, click here to listen. Now that’s X-mas music…thanks mom and dad.
